I used to be called hot. Now I’m called handsome. That means I got fat.
@ImNotRacistBut, Or old. Are you old? If not, then yeah, you’re fat.
I’m both old and fat, so I should know.
@ImNotRacistBut, I was never hot. I'm cute. Gotta work with what you got
@Codeine, I was always just called ugly
@Midnite St0rm, my man!
@Nellybert , I’m 28. Old af
Mission failed we'll get'em next time.
Nah he meant fat
Just tell them that you meant to send that to your pug.
Or tell her that you like em big.
That you like em chunky.
Dafuqs with his Adam's apple?