As a man I completely accept that giving birth is more painful, however, women give birth typically 1 to 4 times in their entire life, whereas and unlucky man can get a shattered nut weekly
@PickUpDaSope, that wound have to be THE unluckiest man
@PickUpDaSope, Dude, what are you saying to people to get that reaction?!?!
@PickUpDaSope, i mean...there are options for anesthesia and what not so why is this argument still being made.
Why would anyone want to be in a competition of "i hurt more when this happens," its really dumb.
@PickUpDaSope, statistically speaking, the numbers point toward the man feeling more pain in his situation than a woman in hers.
@Caine, you're the real winner here. Being able to realize the uselessness of an argument is better than winning it.
@PickUpDaSope, You're stating the norm for women, but then the worst case scenario for men...
@PickUpDaSope, also, the pain for a man lasts for a matter of a fraction of a second then the rest is shock from the pain.
Childbirth can last hours man....... imagine the impact pain of being kicked for hours and you'll realize hurting more for an instant is a godsend compared to birth.
@PickUpDaSope, I kept a tally in my first semester of college and I got hit 30 times in about 15 weeks.
Yes I also have heard a stand up comedian before. This joke blows
Unless your Steve-o that guy asked to get kicked in the nuts constantly
The reason most of us women want more babies is because we look at our little one growing so fast and maturing so well that you always miss the days of breast feeding and rocking to sleep. Breast feeding is the strongest bond you can ever have with another living being. Knowing that they love you unconditionally and depend on you and you're their safe haven is the happiest thought ever. Hearing mommy for the first time and your baby girl giving you a sloppy kiss and tight hug makes my heart melt. Sleeping next to them even though they would be perfectly fine sleeping alone but it's to make you feel better. Basically giving birth and the healing process afterwards is so painful but it comes with a lot of perks and a lifetime of love.
But what was the reply?
Some of my sh*ts have been as big as children does that count
Men who get a vasectomy have a 30% chance of having testicular pain for over a week. 15% of those will be in unrelenting pain for over a year.
I wish I had that info before getting the snip. All they told me is there would be some bruising and swelling.
What about giving birth and then baby crushes your nuts
@Unicorn456, and then THE baby* goddammit.
But... theres research... proving that getting a kick in the balls is more painful... its just that getting kicked in the balls is one kick and ur done.. when ur giving birth the pain lasts longer.
@NunuGod, you do realize that the research is fake. There is also no true scale for pain, it is subjective
@Univofga01, I'm sure they based it on pain receptive field density so it's not fake, so it should hurt more for that instant of nut pain, but pain is also learned and perceived, so the results are inconclusive
Well i mean like with giving birth its also a thing of for the rest of your life you have to deal with a kid, when you get punched in the nuts do you now have a huge new responsible that takes up your life?
Not completely true, my wife said that she would have one again before we even left the hospital. But I do agree that childbirth is much worse because I've never needed an epidural or been in the hospital for a few days at best for getting racked.
*raises finger and opens mouth for rebuttal* ... *Droops finger and frowns lips in realization*