My giant dog would just hump you to death
@HammerOfHerertics, one time a dog humped me at my friends house. It was a English mastiff and weighed close to 300 lbs. I got tackled. I weigh close to 110lbs. Now I'm scared of big dogs
@HammerOfHerertics, that's how I go
@catbug09, idiot Neapolitan mastiff not English
@HammerOfHerertics, death by snu-snu?
@catbug09, was it taped? A uh friend wants to know...
@HammerOfHerertics, or you would explode.
Siska would not like that, Siska like not digs
@Siska the Khajiit, dogs* Siska is of inferior intellect
@Siska the Khajiit, digs
@Siska the Khajiit, Ice Bear would not like that..
@Siska the Khajiit, I like you, you can stay
@Siska the Khajiit, i feel like in the FP community, that we may have a khajiit population
@HadesComics, and i like it
@Charlemagne, were you attacked by 100 pound mass of fluff?
@Charlemagne, call an ambulance
100 pounds? That's nothing. My Great Dane is well over 150, and she's solid muscle.
Except when it's trying to bite your face off
But if your pitbull mauls me, then I am going to sue the hell out of you and your damn dog.
@Dr Who Fandom, boooo
@Dr Who Fandom, Double BOOOO
@Dr Who Fandom, triple boooo
@Dr Who Fandom, quadruple boooooo
@Dr Who Fandom, I used to like you. Not anymore, you pit bull hater. They're such sweet dogs!
We recently got a Great Dane. It's kinda like this.
As written by Shakespeare;
*Pursued by bear
So officer how did the victim die? By fluffiness, happy and cuddly fluffiness