Shouldn't be so dependent on your phone, bub. Do something with your life like become a doctor or impregnate a young, vulnerable girl and leave then refuse to pay child support so you can spend your money on more important things like a 30 ft. boat when you live in Nevada or replacing all your doorways with hippie beads because that's still cool.
@The Third Gender, I wish I could upvote your comment 50 times.
@The Third Gender, this seems very specific.
@TheDoctorsTARDIS, that's because it's an excerpt from his life story.
@The Third Gender, what was the second one again?
@Sirnick464, beads in the doorway
@The Third Gender, you are treading some serious ground there bub..
@The Third Gender, I would like to kindly ask the 3 who downvoted this to reconsider, since this is the best comment all year
@The Third Gender, #bestsarcasticcomments
@The Third Gender, dude ok we get it you win
@Grilled Cactus, But I was having fun!
Y u do dis satan?
@The Tromboner, Because it's fun
Calm yer shjt there, satan. Can't we talk this out?
@Graceling, YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
Wanna be really evil? Put those in airports
@RMB, or in a school
@RMB, Or a hospital waiting room.
@RMB, that looks like an airport to me
@does not draw horses, maybe... I thought it was a doctor/dentist office waiting room
He deserved it.
It's that white statue lady from last update
This kid looks too young to even know that girls have a reverse pee pee
Nice key cleaner
Oh now this is wonderful