My dad used to play fast pitch softball, and this happened to him except he caught it with his face. He had to get his jaw wired shut to break and was drinking out of a straw for months. Eventually he got sick of cold drinks like smoothies and stuff and blended some pizza to drink.
@backstageking13, what did he think of the blended pizza?
@WarBureMon, he enjoyed the little bit he got through the straw before it got blocked up.
@backstageking13, that must have sucked ( no pun intended....well maybe)
@backstageking13, although I'm sure it's not actually that bad, that last sentence gave me a gag reflex
The batter seemed more shaken up than the pitcher
@Funny Pics Janitor, he was probably worried he might have killed a man
My husband's softball team is named "Fireball" after the whiskey because they do Fireball shots every game. They played the "Winos" today. Next season their name is going to be "12 steps", and after that, their name will be,"AA"
@SchroedingerPussPuss, can I join? Preferably the Jameson team
@Drunken Engineer, haaaaaaaa. Good team name. Next week I'm making Fireball Jell-O shots. They are a rag-tag put together bunch that actually plays pretty well. They placed second last season.
@SchroedingerPussPuss, only reason I didn't say the fireball team was because I can't do that anymore lol. Can't do cinnamon whiskey. But y'all are pretty clever with those names and the pre-game shots. Glad they did well!
@SchroedingerPussPuss, is your husband a girl in high school? You may need to talk to somebody
German scums get a taste of their own artillery: 1939 *colorized
Congrats... you played yourself
His life flashed before his eyes! Lots of balls.