*unoriginal comment claiming Shrek is both love and life*
Shrek's eyes are saying "I'm bout' to get in that ass"
@Apollo Gauntlet, And donkey's eyes are saying "It's all ogre tonight bae"
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
@Super Mormon, Goddamn it I knew someone would say that
@Super Mormon, forgive me I've been away. What is that from?
@Alssah, I think it's some kind of video rather than a Funny Pics inside joke because I've heard my favorite YouTuber say it...unless...he's on Funny Pics!
I was only 9 years old. I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love" I say. "Shrek is life." My dad hears me and calls me a f*ggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek. I called him a c*nt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I am so happy. He whispers in to my ear, "this is my swamp." He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says, "It's all ogre now." Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
@Glenn Ross, stahp
@Glenn Ross, I'm not certain why, but I need to upvote this.
@Alssah, Look it up on youtube.
@Glenn Ross, you made this picture. Congrats.
@Glenn Ross, dafuq did I just read
@Glenn Ross, da fuuuuuuq
@Glenn Ross, no no NO! *throws phone against the wall* what has been seen cannot be unseen *cries in corner*
@SuperSaiyanGoddess, there there. It's ok. I'm here if you need to talk. No one needs to go through that ever.
@FlexasaurusRex, thank you, you kind soul
@SuperSaiyanGoddess, You're very welcome. I'm so sorry you had to read that.
@Glenn Ross, that was beautiful....
@Glenn Ross, no why. My first upload and THIS is top comment???
@davestriderdickrider, to be fair, you uploaded Shrek, something that the community finds humorous on a very disturbed way.
@Glenn Ross, It's all ogre now
@CriTiKa1, are you the actually critical? From the youtube channel?
@Glenn Ross, this is MY Swamp *rides shrek out into oblivion*
@Your Grandmas Tits, it was a creepy fan fiction for Shrek that started on Tumblr but then somebody made a YouTube video of it and it became super popular, super fast.
@Glenn Ross, that was beautiful ;-;
@TheSmashingPumpkins, it started on 4Chan, no?
@TheSmashingPumpkins, It actually started on 4Chan
@Glenn Ross, It's. F*ck me
@Glenn Ross, I take that back. F*ck me again.
@Glenn Ross, what is wrong with you???
Shrek is really, shrek is really
I toggle the comments and the "shrek is love" story disappears when switching from top comments to all comments.
@Dinkles, #mrmcmo hehe
When my ex girlfriend would say "really?" To me or "really, really?" I would always answer back "really, really" with this scene in mind
22 June 2014 #22June2014
Really really, get out of mah swamp
It really really is his swamp
This is my swamp now.
It's not ogre yet..
"Now bend over so I can fill your butt with my love. This is my swamp now"