He's not moooving!
*gets a bbq grill and cooks some hamburgers* Mooove or you're next, bitch
@I shjt you not, *cow moves, you hold your head up high proudly. As you walk away the ground starts to shake. You turn around to see a herd of bulls stampeding towards you.*
@I shjt you not, can I get some of that too?!
@Bus Full of Kids, dude that's not a bull that's a Holstein cow she's preggers too
@Bus Full of Kids, *Cows With Guns*
@Bus Full of Kids, *gets away in bmw with no cow on it *
Im gonna eat mor chikin!!! (i think thats how they spell it)
I didn't know the next playboy issue was out already
@Assassin4Hire13, it's really making a moooove too
Walk up to it and shoot it in the skull, and gently remove carcass off the hood of the car. That's a BMW he is on.
Meanwhile in India, " ok I'll just take the rickshaw *sigh*"
I'm going to MOOOOVE you out the way! Sorry I won't utter you another pun.
Moooove over..hahahaHAhahHAHAHAHAHAHA..............I'm so sorry
Oh wow guys don't have a cow..!
NOT ON THE BMW!! :( Go sit on a Kia or something, silly cow.
@DrBananaPeel, no it can sit on the BMW all it wants that's a POS too but one company it won't sit on is FORD hell yeah YEE YEE
Poke it with a stick...
how is this under boobs?
I bet you that was taken in russia
I'm going to put the car in drive then fire up the grill.
That cow is 3000% DONE
I am preary sure that car is a BMW.
I would destroy that cow if it laid on my beamer
That cow is Photoshopped on that car
24 April 2014 #24April2014
Cows do this in the winter because the car engine warms up the hood
@Fabulous Hips Man, um no retard look at this it's a Holstein milk cow it's in the city sitting on a car first off it would destroy the car I had one of mine smash the front end of my truck it's a ford F450 diesel lifted yeah smashed up and second you have no clue what you're saying get your facts straight
Eat mor chikin
When suddenly, cow.
Is that a massive udder between its back legs?
Fast fact, cows can't walk down stairs. They just can't, so never take a cow up stairs or that thing is never gonna leave
I raise cows and I am completely befuddled as to how it got on the car without damaging and scratching it.