The "I'm only doing this to get laid" starter pack
The "I don't want people to realise that my girlfriend is actually quite ugly" starter pack.
The i actually take nice pictures but haters gonna hate starter pack? Amidoingthisright
Ugh. Had a gf like this. She was so fake
Does she actually know he's there? Are they even the same person? Are we sure this isn't the scrapbook of a serial killer, documenting the last moments of his victims lives?