Comic on how disgusting pokemon daycares really are, taken from dorkly.com
Everyone knows I'm the ultimate impregnating machine
@Ditto, I love you ditto
@Ditto, (got cut off) *touches ditto and accidentally gets it pregnant
@Ditto, don't flatter yourself. You're a whore, a filthy filthy whore. You slept with all my good pokemon. You don't pay child support or even call them anymore.
@Ditto, Ditto gets all the b¡tches
@Ditto, no, ur the ultimate sIut
@Ditto, actually ditto is always the female pokemon when it's left to breed. I read that somewhere and even if you else a female with a ditto will still act as a female and inherit the male or real female's stuff.
@Ditto, *cough* whore *cough* yeah totally
@Ditto, YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME!!
@Ditto, *angrily demands to be left with ditto at Daycare*
@Ditto, More like lubricant...*shudders violently*
@Ditto, nope. That would be professor oak!
@Ditto, i read your username as "dildo" i think i've had enough internet for tonight......
@Ditto, And you still have yet to bear me a Shiny Goddamn Charmander!
@Dwarf in the Flask, I like your username
@Ditto, how does it feel giving birth to another species child.
I chuckled too much at the day-care lady's face to read what was going on.
@starmash, she looks like she should be in adventure time
Promises to take care of your Pokemon, Let's them get pregnant
"Look ma'am what happens in our center, stays in our center."
@KillaNotes, it's not even a center. It's a fvcking daycare. A family run daycare.
False!! No one's ever seen two Pokemon mate!! The egg they say, "magically appears"
Sooooo about that tape
Ok, let me get this straight. This picture has the daycare centre and wailord in it and not me? I'm not sure if i should be happy or not.
Doesn't fennekin have to evolve first?
Wait. There's a video? Where... do I acquire such a thing?
I once found an egg with my Ponyta and my Psyduck. Poor thing inherited Psyducks moveset and Ponytas awesome looks.
Does anyone else automatically downvote Pokemon posts and Doge posts?
@falcon47, no. As much as I hate doge, I always read what the post says to decide if I wish to give it a downvote or move on. To auto downvote Pokemon simply because Pokemon is nigh unforgivable. You fiend.
(hot skitty on wailord action, because yes those 2 can breed)
Omg I'm so lazy.. I didn't even read it that's how lazy I am
@falcon47: I hope you get raped by a wailord!!!!
@Starmash: her wailord just has 53X and it felt so good!
The day care lady looks like a titan in the 5th panel
Yes, I've been a long-time customer and have used your services many times. I'd be eternally greatful for any of the aforementioned videos of my pokémon (or pretty much any) in your care. Thank you.
Second last frame in the background, what the heck???
So, has anyone heard anything about the new Pokemon Bank release bank?
if he doesn't want it ill take the tape... hahaha no I actjatly wont if it was a skitty I'd take it but...
Dat second to last frame!
This is what we were all thinking the first time this happened. (Or at least me)
@Demon King, I could never understand how exactly the pokemon could even breed, then I accepted it and moved on.
@Cumslurper69, same here
@Cumslurper69, when a mommy fennekin and a daddy wailord love each other veeery much...
@origamiguyljb, To google I go!
@origamiguyljb, Wait what do they do? WHAT DO THEY DO?!!!?
@Cumslurper69, I forget. Look it up.