Speed up then slam on the brakes
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, or just leave it in a parking lot with the windows up while you get McDonald's or something.
@Runnin with scissors, if you’re gonna do that, at least buy the kid a puppy to keep company while you wait in line inside.
@JacketOff, you guys are both going to the worst, most uncomfy part of hell together
@Empshok, but we will have eachother 😘😘🍆😝🍆👨👦🍆
This is a good father
@the eighth toe, I would have buckled the seat belt though.
Throw it where you threw the other suitcases with bodies in em
This is how all children under the age of 6 should be brought on airplanes.
Dont tell ot to try to open itself up or it eill cry because its trapped
All fun and games until a cop pulls you over, good luck explaining
Now go meet your girlfriend at the nasty motel outside of town
It’s funny this time when you saw her