Wow, I can only relate to three of these, the last one 3 times
@DrSin, how many children do you have?
@ZeroG1422, shh, alabamians get mad if you make them count higher then twelve, mostly because there proud about putting the velcro on their shoes right.
@DrSin, phoebe buffay?
@ZeroG1422, zero kids, I always push me down the stairs to make sure I’m an only child
@That one lurker, heathens from hell don’t really have a home state
@DrSin, I don't know, have you seen California right now. It looks like ground zone for a portal from hell.
@That one lurker, shut the fück !!! Jesus is gonna find out and try and close it !!! Don’t be throwing out our master plan, you think the marianas trench is deep because the earth ?? No it’s out first portal
@DrSin, ha, you fool. I am a double agent, here to gain Intel. I'm telling dad.
*starts to fly off*
@That one lurker, Hey! Im from Alabama and i can count to at least 13
@The Local Anarchist, I know, all on one hand. ;)
@That one lurker, hey, howd you know i visited Chernobyl
@The Local Anarchist, because of the radiation made you smart enough to choose funny pictures instead of ifunny.
@That one lurker, yep
wait that's illegal
@TanktheTitanium, psshh, only if you report it.
@ TouchMyCatEars, dare I ask which side of this argument you're on?
@theshadosnipe, probably best not to..
I one day hope to be able to slap someone hard enough to leave a raised imprint of my hand with such detail.
Sweet Home Alabama
That’s rather drastic, and the pregnancy is so normal.
What kind of inhuman giant hand made that mark.
I know this isn’t the point of this meme but seriously how do you leave that hand print? Is that actually real?
yo that 5 star is brutal