Purple because aliens don't wear hats.
@ARC trooper 99, *rubs forehead twice
@Metal Gear Kive, so do you like breadsticks?
@ARC trooper 99, This better not be breadsticks porn.
@ARC trooper 99, ABH
@ARC trooper 99, *rubs forehead twice*
@ARC trooper 99, murders every iPhone in existence then hangs out with Nevil eating breadsticks.
@ARC trooper 99, a truck is traveling north at 50 mph and another is traveling south at 70mph, how many pancakes are on the roof?? Purple. Because aliens don't drink coffee.
@Metal Gear Kive, this better be breadsticks porn
@The Ronald McDonald, don't forget Haze and his reposts
@ARC trooper 99, what the hell, how long have you guys been on here? I haven't seen anything from the fj community since I got a new phone.
@ARC trooper 99, Purple, because ice cream has no bones.
@Humdinger588, dood you never mention our community out loud. But been here for 2years and been trying to get the word out but never found a photo on here to test it yet lol
@ARC trooper 99, What is this from? I had a friend say a phrase like this many years ago and I thought he and another made it up (he was just the sort of egotistical douche to claim credit, too), but he apparently didn't.
@ARC trooper 99, Welcomes to you FJ users. I thought I was the only one!
@Katpee, it's fun funny jokes, an app.
So apparently they are working on book three: change and there will be a book four after
@The Last Of Us, I think I somehow accidentally downvoted you. Or.. Someone. Sorry!
I'm thinking about starting a new anime series, any suggestions?
@Sherlock H, how about a mystery series? It could be about a sociopathic man who solves crimes with his roommate. I think Benedict Cumberbatch would capture this persona perfectly and is a prime person to voice him. Teach Cumberbatch to speak Japanese, and you're good to go.
@TNN, I ment Im going to start watching a new series, but thanks anyways.
@Sherlock H, if you like mystery and sci-fi you should try Psycho-Pass
@Sherlock H, Log Horizon is an interesting one. At first it might seem like Sword Art Online, but it's rather unique, and had very different themes than SAO. It's also sorta lighthearted overall, making it a pleasant and easy watch.
My Mcdick is getting hard
*cries* ... It's a masterpiece!
5 March 2014
Had a dream last night that there was one of those grey spotted Australian Shepard type dogs that followed me around, except it slathered around and had hand-like paws that it used to play this weird little stringed instrument that made bad things happen. It was a bit unsettling...
@farfromahero, alright I know dreams are usually a little fvcked up, but that's REALLY fvcked up.
@TNN, (That's actually pretty tame compared to Most of mine, but I can't get those hands out of my head... e_o
@farfromahero, I'm just cringing trying to imagine an animal "slathering" around. I think it would be like a Muk covered in fur. *shudder shudder*
@TNN, It was raining, so the lower half and back legs were covered in mud, so sort of. Haha, sorry, should've specified there.
Hey just watched the first episodes of RWBY, it is a good series! Check it out on YouTube guys!
Why the hell Is every pic in this update ass rammed with down votes?
@Not Chris Hansen, Good question.
She is the solution...to DaVinci's artist's block
Mona Lisa Lisa moanin
I accidentally pressed report image when I tried to comment. What happens now?