I also don't kill hookers in real life. Your point?
@Vegetable Soup, hahaha yeah #relatable hahaha ha same, yes...
@Vegetable Soup, You have top comment on like the last five pics...I call witch. *Lights torch*
@KermitSmash, I call a hot girl in a community of lonely men... but that's none of my business.
@Ohhh Baby a Triple, I call good comments that are relatable to a majority of the community and improve on the funniness of the op. PS yes funniness is a word and if it's not I'm making it
@ILikeMacAndCheese, I don't suspect you at all!
@KermitSmash, avacado kondogbia. *Torch grows legs and runs away* me, a witch?
@Ohhh Baby a Triple, sorry
@PsychedelicCow, you're a cool dude
@Vegetable Soup, it really wasn't a dig at your comments! They are top notch and deserve their place at the top. I was just speaking as a lonely man from the 'community of lonely men' *violin plays*
Yes but when have I been not able to go into an area because a knee high obstacle is in my way
@payton manning, it works in theme parks usually
@Elmato, *stares at loaded revolver in thought*
Well I know some girls are always jumping into conclusions.... so there's that.
I jump daily because I like seeing if I can touch the ceiling or a low hanging sign. Gotta get that childish behavior in somehow.
Lol I climb and jump on sh*t daily...
@Motor psycho, I hope you take a shower afterward
Last night while playing hockey.
It was today, so there!
If I could move faster by rolling or jumping I'd do it more often
I just jumped right now, proved you wrong didn't I
@The Agent Smith, literally five minutes ago in an effort to entertain my daughter. Practical? No. Effective? Yes.
Yeah, every time someone places a cucumber behind me
I jumped a guy last week, does that count ?
@generic zombie, yes, and I would really like my phone back.....I haven't been able to check for memes in like a week!
Games appropriate real life not mirror them.
But in real life we have the choice.
Last night, into those DMs, UP TOP *BRO five*