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@CKMe, The true Achilles's Heel was Patroclus's dick
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@SimonPetrikov, Achilles had a foot fetish?
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@jouze, No Patroclus had a foot fetish. Achilles's heel was Patroclus's Achilles's Heel.
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So lost
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@Blackfrost273, same
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@Blackfrost273, Achilles was totally gay with Patroclus. Like super gay. "Cremate us and mix our ashes so we can be together as one for eternity" gay
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@Hoopscallion, "Wow they were really close friends" - Historians
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@Hoopscallion, They were Greek. Pretty much every Greek guy had a boyfriend
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@Hoopscallion, that is pretty gay, ngl
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@Hoopscallion, they were cousins in the movie. *starts tuning banjo*
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@Jaune Arc, looks at hoopscallipn. Apparently he was super gay. Flaming, maybe.
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@Blackfrost273, Could you imagine a flamingly gay Achilles? I’d see that movie.
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Same
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Wait, Achilles was real? I thought he was just a part of the myths.
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@Hotchkiz, he is. The historical inaccuracies are with most everything else
Yep, that was his one weakness after all