Strip bar? That's what I do, too.
Woody's getting a woody...
@NovaTheBrony, that's why he has a newspaper on his lap
@sweaterpuppies, it's a $5 bill
@Rick Hunter, how cheap
@NovaTheBrony, his boot isn't the only place he has a snake
Who gives out 5 dollar bills at a strip club???
@Twitch223, you get more attention with singles
Hey man, free money.
Then after everybody leaves the room the toys come to life and freak the fųck out.
Elf on the shelf, batman, as well as woody are all your uncles?
We have that paper towel dispenser and its amazing totally recommend
The elf on the shelf knows what's up
The things I do when I'm sober, but bored
A joke about woody is too easy and I'm sure too many people will post it.
Batman's dark knight rises.
Well at least they don't rape you