Oh fück the $1,000 I wanna make people shït them self’s at my fingers snapping
@DrSin, id look like i was listening to a 1950s swing song id be snapping so much
@robee, im that scatt man !!! Snaps finger, skeep ba Boop dah di do , snaps fingers, SCAAAAT MAAAAN
@DrSin, *frantically looks up the locations with the highest population density*
Imagine the smell. Is wading through 500 yard of that smell worth a thousand bucks?
@Kyroll, simple answer... yes
@Kyroll, here me out. I think I have a plan....
First snap your fingers enough times to earn enough money to get a private pilots license (I would do this far away from people).
Then after getting a pilot's license rent a plane for a few hours, while you are in the air snap your fingers as much as you want.
If you want to have fun fly past some big fancy office building while snapping your fingers.
@random09, or if you just enjoy mayhem, do that but pilot a fully booked commercial liner on a 6 hour coast to coast flight
@fedoradude1, except for the thousand, it's all downside
@fedoradude1, EVERYone in that radius, that means you too. But hey 1000 Bill's to wipe your self with...
Am I technically within the 500 yards when I snap my fingers? Still worth it
one of the only places that everyone has a change of clothes
And i........am.............not constipated anymore
This includes you aswellllll buuuut you won't be alone and you gain $1k I see this as an absolute win!
Go into the middle of the woods, no one around.
What’s 500 yards in human units?
Am I not also within 500 yards of myself?
I would snap when 0 hits to the new years. I win they win.
Wait, does that include me when I snap?
I’m currently at work and I’d have to take a 15min brake to drive away and do this. Why you may ask? Because I just got done cleaning up other peoples literal shjt and don’t wanna do it anymore than I have to.
Drive past amusement parks, snap, drive past the airport, snap, drive past schools, snap. Walk in to the capitol building, snap snap snap snap snap. Everyone enjoy their poopy pants. The whole damn state is going to wear diapers because of me.
Super Bowls gonna be real interesting this year. *starts sneaking onto the field*