Was hoping he was somehow going to jump the boat on that first little stick
That's exactly what was going to happen if what he wanted to do worked.
This is either madness... or brilliance
@The Mouse Cop, Brilliant for collecting insurance money
Stuck the landing
Drove his boat to destination fücked.
Oh god did we just watch a snuff film??
@megamanx181x, well that would explain why I masturbated at least...
@TheMonkeyGod, snuff film confirmed then
I was completely expecting a T-rex costume
I would have taken the boat. No need to die to get rid of it
If the goal was to smash into the pole, he did an excellent job.
He's either dead or all his ribs are broken
Reminds me of the myth busters episode
Congratulations you suck
My name is Captain Jack Sparrow, welcome to jackass!