1st world problems require 1st world solutions.
Squat when you shït spread them cheeks causes less poo to build up, still gonna have some though
@DrSin, also eat plenty of fiber and drink almost enough water to make your poop really, really firm and non-streaky
@Empshok, you gonna tear a new ass hole trying to push that out, most people don’t understand this
@DrSin, dammit, of all people, how could YOU do this to me?! I almost got away with it too!
Booty hole would be raw
Plumbing is going be backed up in no time
Or you could, you know, take a shower?