They forgot the cardinal rule BROS BEFOR HOES.
@slurpieboy101, my bro would understand me showing up 3 minutes late, depending on what the milkshake hoe looks like
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, 3 minutes ppfftt how far you gonna go in 2 minutes 45 seconds?
@mycatsanahole, well I figure 1 minute to get in and undressed, 45 seconds of foreplay, 15 seconds (on a good day) of sexy time, then a minute to get dressed and over to my boys
What if the Boys of Summer have gone?
I like the lore behind the boys. And how it is expressed across multiple forms of art
"Why do you have that milkshake in your yard...?"
"Guess who just got back today."
I love how this is a debate that involves boys and it includes a picture of an "alleged" pedo lol
If the boys start in a yard with at least one "cold one", they will likely stay there until the cold ones are finished, after which they would move toward the milkshakes
This is next level
Group of guys just hanging around neighbors waiting for beer or milkshakes seems odd