I spent a year dog sitting. Essentially I’d go to people’s houses, eat their food, and play with their dogs, and they would pay me for it. It was pretty great
@Siska the Khajiit, but did you do drugs while dogsitting?
@Blasphemy is Fun, that is something I can neither confirm nor deny
@Blasphemy is Fun, the law requires that hes says no
The same guy who pays me to eat Pringles and watch Naruto
Lol you mortal pesants and your jobs. Psssh petting dogs and snorting coke is my job
@Bad Boi Jesus, if Jesus can do coke, then so can I.
@Awkward Horseman, what about walking on water?
Well if its an experimental drug scientists pay you.
One word: Medicaid.
Film yourself in a state where the drugs you’re using are legal (or at least can’t be proven you’re using), have a nice clean background to the set, and a catchy clickbait title for each dog you pet and boom, you’re an instant YouTube success.
If I get paid to snort coke and kill commies all day, you can find someone who'll pay you to do drugs and pet dogs.