I love ducks. They're fluffy, cute, and taste good too. After Tigers and Wolves, ducks are my third favourite kind of non-fantasy animals.
@A pet named Steve, they're good birbs, steve
@A pet named Steve, Yeah, duck tastes alot like pork.
@A pet named Steve, did you know? Ducks are actually horrid rapists, known for acts of both necrophilia after killing another duck as well as enough rape going on that god dam evolution had to step in. Female ducks have developed maze like reproductive organs to try to make a forceful entry impossible, if only to try to prevent impregnation from the just absurd amount of duck rape going on.
This is why ducks have earned the nickname “God’s mistake,” by some, and by some I mean me.
If you don’t believe me look this shlt up; there’s always a chance I’m just a guy with a weird thing against ducks and I’m saying this to slander their good names
TL;DR ducks are actually hellspawn
@A pet named Steve, Wait? Ducks with good taste? You mean in the fashion sense and not the "I'm eating the Hugh Neutron water birb" sense
@A pet named Steve, But do tigers and wolves taste good also? I’ve ate duck before.
@Cabbage Salesman, oh I already knew that haha. But I still like ducks. I pet one once. It was nice.
@Good Guy Satan, uhm... Sure, Jimbo
@chickee fella, be careful if you want to eat those animals, otherwise they'll eat you.
You can get white ducks though
@AverageBritishMale, agreed, the top ducks are all Mallards, the last is an Aylesbury Duck.
I’m not a ducking expert though.
Who ever posted this must be an apple fan because they gave the apple duck 10/10 but just a few ducks down, the emojipedia duck is the exact same and got "yuck 2/10"
@Appull, that 2/10 is the best looking duck there. The Apple duck looks way worse than the 2/10 duck. This person has no real rhyme or reason to their pic.
Ok so Im a little pissed because I was gonna comment, "Good post, imagine there's a duck emoji/10" but I ain't got no duck! I have a chicks, roosters, cats, dogs, but no DUCKS. I was led to believe I could post a duck emoji but I have no duck! Where the duck is my duck!?!?
@ptitty1231, it's right here 🦆
@A pet named Steve, thank you. My phone has it looking like one of the chicks. Im sad now because it's a baby duck and not a green mallard...
The heck with it! Good post, 🦆/10