“Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.”
@megamanx181x, "Here's a schematic for ya, MY ASS!"
"As the engineer, your buildings are like your children. Hit them to make them work harder."
@Alpaca Man, I love for referencing that quote
If it worked on my wife then it makes sense it would work on the kid too
This is also known as "percussive maintenance".
I know its a joke but plz dont hit a baby, especially an infant. Many babies die from being shaken or hit.
Did anyone here a splat? I thought I heard a splat sound.