I GET TO SEE MY GIRLFRIENDS BOOBS TONIGHT. BEST DAY EVER. Sorry that it doesn't relate, just very pumped.
@jonnypoo90, thumbs up to you, sir. Boobs are always deserving of top comment.
@jonnypoo90, Boobs were amazing, worth every second that I waited to see them.
@legend of toothpaste, did you touch them?
@Violent Grape, I was only allowed to look today, in the near future I can touch them!
@legend of toothpaste, wait so did you guys like plan a breast gazing or something?
@3 other people, No haha, it got cut short by an unexpected visitor.
@legend of toothpaste, that might be the worst thing ever. I am sorry.
@legend of toothpaste, but I'm glad the future holds good things, and you will also be holding good things.
@3 other people, It was. The worst part is that I ended up getting blamed.
@legend of toothpaste, hey. Comment doesn't relate. But your user name does.
@legend of toothpaste, A moment of silence for our breast gazing only funny pics brother please..... My condolences for your loss, but hey keep that image accessible for later!
@legend of toothpaste, the man takes the blame always
@legend of toothpaste, you say that your comment doesn't relate to the picture, but your username sure as hell does.
@legend of toothpaste, I am just so proud of you right now
@legend of toothpaste, this is why I love this community. One of us can just say something unrelated and we are just supportive. Restores my faith in humanity :')
@legend of toothpaste, wait is breast gazing not normal?! My whole life is a lie!!
@legend of toothpaste, you'll probably see boobs again in the future, congrats, thats a big mile marker in your relationship. Yay boobs!
@legend of toothpaste, you or the boobs?
@legend of toothpaste, dude I saw my friends with benefits boobs tonight and I got a bj. High five bro!
@legend of toothpaste, I saw them last night
@legend of toothpaste, nice man! Im excited for you. This is always a big moment in a guys life
@legend of toothpaste, Good luck, sir. I hope you receive oral sex.
@legend of toothpaste, your username relates to this video
@legend of toothpaste, Do males get that excited to see boobs? As a female, I don't quite understand this.
@legend of toothpaste, 69 likes... Hehehe
@Sexy Llama, yes we do it
@legend of toothpaste, luckier than me good lad, I’ve been dating my girlfriend for two years and I haven’t even made it that far
Dont tell me what do I know what I'm doing!
@Scotty knows, scotty doesn't know, that fiona and me, do it in my van every Sunday, she says that shes at church, but she doesn't go, but still shes on her knees, and scotty doesn't know, scotty doesn't know, scotty doesn't knoooowwww
@Hellborn Maniac, jokes on you I like that song
@Scotty knows, everybody likes that song, its just so darn catchy
@Scotty knows, your lack of comma disturbs me.
@Truther, spelling and punctuation were never my strong suits, but I'm pretty sure the one in there was the only one needed...or I missed the joke
@Hellborn Maniac, that wasn't directed towards you, it was to Scotty.
@Truther, I suppose I would've saw that if I had been paying attention, a thousand pardons my good man
@Hellborn Maniac, the same to you my friend.
@Hellborn Maniac, euro trip is the greatest movie ever
This pic isn't awesome, but you know what is awesome? I just made out with my best friends sister and my crush (also a girl) at the same time! I used to date the former, and I hope to date the latter. I feel a bit like a slut, but I deserve it, it's been too long.
@Because l Can, I sped read your comment and thought you said cousin, I was so confused
@Because l Can, your hands don't count
@Because l Can, was it because you can?
@Because l Can, *slowly claps*
I don't know if anyone cares but today my first girlfriend that I've ever actually loved broke up with me today after 2 years of dating and I'm really upset and wanted advice on how to handle it. I know this is supposed to be a funny app but I just need some help, sorry
@RAINBOW ANUS, It seems no one has replied to you yet so I might as well. I feel so bad for you, a while back I was about to ask out a girl I've been wanting to date for a long time. We've been friends for as long as I can remember... But I went to go ask her if she wanted to go to the movies with me on the weekend, one of my friends walked up to her and kissed her on the head: turns out he asked her out that morning.
To make a long story longer, I know that feel bro. Just pull through it, she'll probably come round for you. Just wait.
Sorry for the spelling mistakes, I can't English.
@RAINBOW ANUS, I feel kinda bad now, posting what I did. Best wishes, you will pull through.
@Because l Can, Dang, I also feel bad for what I posted as well...
If there's a warning label for it, that means somebody tried it.
@SerialButtToucher, is it my fault that the rechargeable a are mint flavor? I try one new thing and the whole company is up in arms.
@SerialButtToucher, That's the best application of this comment
@SerialButtToucher, If your username is named the way it is, that means somebody tried it.
Hmmmmm a picture with no comments looks like its my time to shine *trips*
@lil praying mantas, there were three comments before that showed up
@origamiguyljb, oh my bad my phone didn't show them sorry everyone
@lil praying mantas, even if you were here first, it's bad to say
@lil praying mantas, well you don't have to be a d*ck about it either
@lil praying mantas, why did you reply I yourself
@origamiguyljb, I hit the wrong button
@lil praying mantas, it happens
@origamiguyljb, btw im new here :'(
@lil praying mantas, would you like a summary of the rules?
@origamiguyljb, yes please because I don't want any enemy's on here I just want friends
@lil praying mantas, rule 1: don't say "first". rule 2: do NOT say "first". rule 3: no down voting everyone else for no reason. That is all.
@origamiguyljb, thank you kind sir
@lil praying mantas, yay :D
@origamiguyljb, yay I made a friend
@lil praying mantas, woot
Don't tell me how to live my life!
dam, how did they know about my plan to use it as tooth paste and sue Duracell for not warning me ahead of time
Some people tried to use the battery acid to whiten there teeth by eating away the yellowed enamel it was actually a problem so the company put the warning label on the batteries
It only takes one dumbass to make them put that label there.
Why is that label even needed? What dumbass tried that?
@Iron Manwich, why is that downvoted?...
Instructions not clear enough, I now have a camel sleeping in my washing machine
Now I get that comment from ages ago
What is this? Text for ants?
So who all watched the premier of Attack on Titan tonight?
3 May 2014 #3May2014
The fact that it says that means someone was stupid as fvck enough to do it.
It says the same thing but bigger in the bottom. Yet it point it out in the small font.
Anythings a toothpaste if your brave enough
How is it that Duracell has a pink bunny mascot? Isn't that Energizer's thing?
The cropping of this picture takes away from the joke.