Guy on the left skipped leg day
What can we do to revert back to their near extinction?
@Jonathan Quick, Destroy all of the Axe factories
@ThatThingBehindYou, *lights torch* lets do this!
@Jonathan Quick, Won't work. There is another subspecies of douche that branched off the main species years ago. It's commonly known as the Fecking Twat, and they are both closely related to others, such as the Flaming Asshat, the Unashamed Idiot, and the Annoying Turdburglar.
@YouJustLostTheGame, do you have a degree in douchology?
@Jonathan Quick, No, I've just observed them in the wild and try to steer clear like hippies avoid washing or radical feminists avoid rational perspective.
P.S. To anyone offended by the above, fvck off it was a joke.
P.P.S. But kinda not really.
P.S. I'm not actually triggered
P.S.S. That was funny
@ThatThingBehindYou, hang on. Would you prefer stanky ass middle schoolers?
@Cardboard Gladiator, Why'd you say middle schoolers twice?
@Jonathan Quick, remove all the safety labels
@Jonathan Quick, thus muns wur
P.S. fvck ain't a word
@SuperCaptainTemmie, around here it is
Guy on far left knows not of this "leg day" you speak of
The douche species is due to an extremely contagious pathogen known as "swag" there is no known cure
@Lizard Star, there's one cure *pumps shotgun*
@yuppytheguppy, I say we have another holocaust
@yuppytheguppy, another possible cure is when we females with a brain refuse to reproduce with them 😉
We all know douches were never going away
I seriously don't get all the hate on vaping
@funny pics veteran, a lot of anoles made the rest of us look bad by blowing clouds everywhere. I gape but I try to be respectful and not blow it in people's faces and be like "it's not smoke so it's cool"
@Raped by a lesbian, I vape*
When you skip leg day (guy in pink shorts)
So help me god I want to slap them.
Still better than ghetto people.
Can we please spell check our pictures. I'm not a grammer nazi and don't really care but this like the 4th picture in the past two days mispelt.
Good of them to so clearly label themselves though, so other people can more easily avoid them (the same way they all seem to have avoided leg day).
@Nellybert , I wonder if they dressed that way ironically, or if they are really that douchey
@Pool boy till I die, since one of them actually had to deliberately purchase a t-shirt which says "party with sluts" I'm going to go with option B.
Can be credited*
My 11 year old daughter just discovered Ice Ice Baby. FML.
Leg day isn't strong with the one on the left
Yeah bro I vape
Nice try Asian guy
Did anyone else notice their at the fair
You PC bro?
Your typical douche will talk highly of his sex life and will often take numerous mates. The douche will often brag about his sex life to more intelligent males failing to neglect that the individuals that they mate with are often women who no one else will touch do to the growing STD rate.