Keanu is an amazing human being
@celtics313131, the chick on his right is @jadestruck on IG. She’s..... cool
@celtics313131, good guy Keanu. I have mad respect for that man.
@celtics313131, Have you seen that film of his where he has a threeway with two teenage girls?
@Nellybert , no, good?
@celtics313131, The film (Knock Knock) is definitely a departure from his usual roles - it’s quite good.
That scene in particular is artistically shot, well portrayed and intensely emotive. Also, nipples.
@Nellybert , you should have lead with nipples, I would already have had it on by now!!
@celtics313131, Are you hoping they’re his nipples, or the women’s? (You won’t be disappointed either way).
@Nellybert , definitely Keanu. But I takes what I can get
@Nellybert , I bought you fuvking pizza!!!
Keanu is probably the best person in Hollywood right now
@TheCommandoSnail, you misspelled “World”
if i was famous, i would be scared of being near women. At any moment you could have your career ruined by being accused of rape.
@Z0IDBERG, you just do the right thing while not being a sexual predator and everything should be ok.
He’s within 12 feet of a woman! ...that’s rape!!
@Malice211, pfft. You just have to look at one. That’s why I put hotsause in my eyes. Now everyone looks hot but no lawsuits.
@Malice211, yeah man havnt you ever heard of stare rape, where so you think the 1 in 3 statistic came from.
@Malice211, it's keanu Reeves. The girls are probably thinking about raping him
@troubled panda, and he never looked at them. Not even once.
I wish to touch his legendary forehead
Ah the hover hand, great tool used by the timid and the married
@AnimusJ, that didn't work for spacy
Ok I am lost with post 2010 etiquette. Do you put hand near hip of girl (like you're dancing) hand on shoulder of girl, or hand on back of girl? Or always the awkward hover hand? Honestly all options are awkward anymore.