From the Onion
@Proactive Citizenry , no, from the f*cking Twilight Zone reality we currently exist in
@Proactive Citizenry , still seems like something he would say. He’s my hero
@Proactive Citizenry , Figures.
Unfortunately I’d still want to read it.
I was like screw this, screw this , screw this, “band of foul mouthed bionicals”...now you have my attention
Part of me knows this is fake
The other part of me wants a taste of the forbidden fruit
True genius is often misunderstood.
Someone needs him to read this out loud
Legend has it, his last words were, "Beer me."
I thought it sounded good until the minions