@Spoons Spoon, "should of"
...slowly shakes head as I fade away, and look into your cold b*tch eyes and whisper, "should have** swiped left"
@nothingofimport, she "should have" learned proper English. Now "know one" will be interested. And she showed so much potential...
Doesn't matter had sex
Modern day love story.
If only she worked at a Brazilian Wax Center
That's so horrifying I'm now interested.
44 miles away seems a bit excessive as well. Like I don't want to travel for nearly an hour
@Bigm222, if it takes you nearly an hour to drive 44 miles you suck at driving. I could make that drive in 20 minutes.
@Michael Fassbender, or traffic could be an issue or you could live in the mountains where roads are really icy like I do. There are plenty of scenarios where 44 miles could be an hour or more
@Bigm222, yeah... Like you suck... Bitch
@Michael Fassbender, at 60 mph, 44 miles would be 44 minutes. You'd have to be going around 120 to make it in 20 min. Fvck the police
@Kangaroo Jacked, FUCΚ THE POLICE
Damn it I'm vegan
@Littlefaceless, you're a brave soul saying that round these parts
Well sign me right the fúck up!
i'd fvck her
*vigorously swipes right*
No I'm the alcoholic. You gamble.
No not know
What the heck! What kind of freak doesn't want a vegan?
@Sir Proper, A normal person
Still would treat me better than the other girls I've dated.
Would swipe right, sleep with her and disappear
Secretly spells out, "send nudes"
I like that
The use of bad grammar: "should of" is the only deal breaker I see.
No vegans, marry that girl
I was into it, right until she wrote "should of". It's should HAVE! Don't write out verbal tics as actual dialogue!
Fake profiles created by forever alone losers to try to make otherwise happy people too afraid to commit to a serious relationship so they also die alone. Classic misery loves company. Duh.