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@Spoons Spoon, "should of"
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...slowly shakes head as I fade away, and look into your cold b*tch eyes and whisper, "should have** swiped left"
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@nothingofimport, she "should have" learned proper English. Now "know one" will be interested. And she showed so much potential...
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Doesn't matter had sex
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Modern day love story.
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If only she worked at a Brazilian Wax Center
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That's so horrifying I'm now interested.
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44 miles away seems a bit excessive as well. Like I don't want to travel for nearly an hour
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@Bigm222, if it takes you nearly an hour to drive 44 miles you suck at driving. I could make that drive in 20 minutes.
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@Michael Fassbender, or traffic could be an issue or you could live in the mountains where roads are really icy like I do. There are plenty of scenarios where 44 miles could be an hour or more
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@Bigm222, yeah... Like you suck... Bitch
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@Michael Fassbender, at 60 mph, 44 miles would be 44 minutes. You'd have to be going around 120 to make it in 20 min. Fvck the police
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@Kangaroo Jacked, FUCΚ THE POLICE
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Damn it I'm vegan
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@Littlefaceless, you're a brave soul saying that round these parts
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Well sign me right the fúck up!
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i'd fvck her
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*vigorously swipes right*
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No I'm the alcoholic. You gamble.
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No not know
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What the heck! What kind of freak doesn't want a vegan?
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@Sir Proper, A normal person
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Still would treat me better than the other girls I've dated.
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Would swipe right, sleep with her and disappear
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No vegan?!
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Secretly spells out, "send nudes"
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Awfully ambitious... I like that
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Know one?
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The use of bad grammar: "should of" is the only deal breaker I see.
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No vegans, marry that girl
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I was into it, right until she wrote "should of". It's should HAVE! Don't write out verbal tics as actual dialogue!
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😴
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Fake profiles created by forever alone losers to try to make otherwise happy people too afraid to commit to a serious relationship so they also die alone. Classic misery loves company. Duh.
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*should have
"know one"