Wife: stop acting like a child.
Me: wow, didn’t know I married a pedo.
"Stop acting like a child Peter."
"If I'm a child, that makes you a paedophile and I'll be damned if I get lectured by a pervert" - family guy
Therapist: What seems to be the problem?
Woman: He keeps using common idioms incorrectly.
Man: Oh cry me a Table, Laura.
@airguitarpro, and her name is Megan
Rip Tyler643 He will be missed
Update: took me an extra two seconds but I got it