She is an elephant
I have dental floss thicker than that woman...
@Barry Dylan, her right arm looks like a wet noodle
@Siska the Khajiit, eh...I'd say more along the lines of 'al dente.'
@Barry Dylan, how big is the gap in your teeth?
@Patrick S, on a scale of 1 to Micheal Stahan?
Fat jokes only pay off half the time...
Sometimes you have to weight and see...
Oldie but goldie
Therapy is not working out in Brenda’s favor