*Elmo takes his pants off*
"It's time to do some colonizing"
@The Lumbridge Cook, Jesus hahaha
@megamanx181x, Jesus left
@The Lumbridge Cook, really put the colon in colonizing
How did all of these marvelous foreign treasures end up in the British museum?
Well, it's quite simple, really:
Gun beats spear.
They aren’t human like me and you, they are dirty and uncivilized people that need to be taught manners; one shell at a time...
BARELY EVEN HUMAN
Elmo has a tickle in his trigger finger.
Just FYI, the reason most of Africa is in such a terrible state right now is because Britain decided to colonize them. Most of the peoples of Africa were nomadic before this. So instead of respecting their culture and hierarchy, Britain forcibly colonized, drew terrible map borders that stuck people on infertile land with their enemies, and decided that regardless of their culture, they're all run by newly appointed chiefs now, even though that's not how any of their cultures worked.
This is from Frankie Boyle on mock the week is it not?