It-*burps* IT FLOATS MORTY
We all Wubba lub dub dub down here
@Eldsmidur, There's not a lot that can make Tim Curry less terrifying, but this helps
@Eldsmidur, I am sorry about your great pain.
I need that Mulan *buuurp* Mulan sauce Morty. Yo-You just don't get it. I need that Szechaun sauce Morty. It's gonna take *buuuurp* 9 seasons. That's 97 years Morty, for the Mu-*uurp* Mulan Szechaun sauce, Morty.
Not so fast Morty, you heard your mom. We've got adventures to go on Morty. Just you and me. And sometimes your sister and sometimes your mom but never your dad. You wanna know why Morty? Because he crossed me. Oh it gets darker Morty. Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. First thing that's different, no more dad Morty. He threatened to turn me in to the government. So I made him and the government go away. I've replaced them both as the de facto patriarch of your family and your universe. Your mom wouldn't have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister, so now you know the real reason I rescued you. I just took over the family Morty and if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this, I'll deny it. And they'll take my side because I'm a hero Morty. And now you're gonna go and do whatever I say Morty. Forever. And I'll go out and I'll find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce Morty. Because that's what this is all about Morty.
Jokes on you. I'm from the future and I'm in the midst of season 4 hahahahhahahitsbeautifulhahahahhahahahha
TIME TO GET SHWIFTY
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!