To help all ya Mericans
Gud arvo cobber. Bonza day t'day. Too hot though. Probably gunna veg out at the watering hole and hope to get some fanny from that nice sheila. If my oldies ever found out they'd probably cark it however.
@Smo Queed, translation for those who are lazy but curious, translated word for word:
Good afternoon friend. Good day today. Too hot though. Probably going to relax at the bar and hope to get some vagina from that woman. If my parents ever find out they'd probably die however.
@Abradolph Lincler, the real MVP ladies and gents *slow clap*
@Smo Queed, English, motherfvcker, do you speak it?
@Smo Queed, I was having brekkie in the nuddy and somehow got snags in my fanny.
Bugger off - Rack off
Rack off - Get nicked
Get nicked - go away
So if I'm reading this right, if i tell someone to bugger off, then I want them to go away?
Texan - small
Alaskan - medium
'Strayan - large
@Donald Trump, so there's still something bigger than the Alaskan bull worm? *shivers*
I'm Aussie. I can confirm that is how we speak
In Britain we also use bloke, brekkie, egg on, fanny, cake hole, bugger off, dodgy/iffy, fvck all, a quid, and knackered.
Fosters - beer
@Darth Knight, fosters isn't Australian mate.
@Darth Knight, we dont drink that horse piss here
Either my Australian friends are screwing with me or all of these are true. Both are likely.
@I cut your face, Fair dinkum true blue mate
You'd be surprised how many of these you actually hear every day haha most of them
Veg out is pretty common in the Us though too. At least where I live it is
Most of these sayings also apply to England - I often tell people to bugged off or look to cosmopolitan to solve a funny problem
@mad octopus , *fanny
Where was wank at?
So basically if I'm understanding this correctly, tomorrow arvo I can meet a bonza cute Sheila at a chock-a-block Bottle-O, feed her some bull dust, lead her behind the servo, take off her daks and then get her the rest of the way in the ruddy so I can fvck her right in the fanny?
Sooo how accurate is this list?
Esky- ice chest/cooler Pissed- drunk
Knob - OP
Who wants to have a snag fest?