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The duck's just trying to do his quackulus homework
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@Frodo Baggypants, laughed so hard i cracked a rib. Will send you my doctors bill, he's a quack
@Inverted Scrotum, *quacked a rib
@ILikeMacAndCheese, i was going to use that but didnt want to use it twice in 1 joke
@Inverted Scrotum, I'm glad you weren't just winging it. That would be ducking fowl.
"Send me a picture of your d*ck" *sends pic*
Where can I get a pet duck?
@Lil bjarjd, butchers.
I don't see the problem here.
IN THE NAME OF GOD LET THAT LITTLE ANGLE SLEEP!!!
@Underdog3202, acute angle
*awwing intensifies*
He's not sleepin, he dead
@Poopyfingers, you're the reason we can't have nice things.
@Poopyfingers,
@Poopyfingers, oh crap, I didn't mean to reply to that. Carry on.
You mean your quackulator
Awww! 😻
I got a duck I love my duck
Duck you too, duck.
Are you sure it's not just DEAD
Learn to do math without a calculator. Problem solved.
Do they crap on everything when they aren't sleeping?
@treediagram, not if you buy them from the butchers. :)
@Angular Notspice, :(
The duck's just trying to do his quackulus homework