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@Frodo Baggypants, laughed so hard i cracked a rib. Will send you my doctors bill, he's a quack
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@Inverted Scrotum, *quacked a rib
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@ILikeMacAndCheese, i was going to use that but didnt want to use it twice in 1 joke
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@Inverted Scrotum, I'm glad you weren't just winging it. That would be ducking fowl.
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"Send me a picture of your d*ck" *sends pic*
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Where can I get a pet duck?
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@Lil bjarjd, butchers.
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I don't see the problem here.
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IN THE NAME OF GOD LET THAT LITTLE ANGLE SLEEP!!!
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@Underdog3202, acute angle
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*awwing intensifies*
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He's not sleepin, he dead
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@Poopyfingers, you're the reason we can't have nice things.
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@Poopyfingers,
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@Poopyfingers, oh crap, I didn't mean to reply to that. Carry on.
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You mean your quackulator
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Awww! 😻
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I got a duck I love my duck
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Duck you too, duck.
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Are you sure it's not just DEAD
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Learn to do math without a calculator. Problem solved.
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Do they crap on everything when they aren't sleeping?
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@treediagram, not if you buy them from the butchers. :)
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@Angular Notspice, :(
The duck's just trying to do his quackulus homework