If there’s no chance, then why’d you swipe on me, b!tch?
@EatMyAss, Who do people actually do that. Who are the absolute garbage humans who swipe right on people and expect them to have the greatest pick up line in the world, like that says anything about their human qualities. You know what? I'm sick of this. I'm sick of the sexist expectation that guys have to make the first move. You know what? I'm throwing down the sexist card. All thots are sexist.
This was supposed to have a humerous twist but oh well, have an emoji instead: ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ
@Awesome Naked Taco, I mean... You can use bumble, and the girl has to talk to you first
@EatMyAss, not only that... why the one or two word reply?? Why is it such a drag to talk to someone you are interested in???
@EatMyAss, 0% chance of hooking up, could be a chance for a date. I know of people who are in serious relationships from Tinder
@EatMyAss, Because she's reached a point in her life where the only validation she is capable of feeling anymore comes from the random approval of others, centered on her looks. But as time goes on, and her looks fade, she'll slowly become less able at filling the gnawing emptiness inside until she turns to drink or drugs of one kind or another. She'll waste away, just another 26 year old who peaked in early high school and tried desperately to cling to it for several years before finally letting go.
If a chick don’t like puns, she a THOT
@El Batman, all whamen are QUEENS!
*reaches for lightsaber*
@El Batman, that’s the secret, cap. They’re all THOTs.
Why would she post a pic of her and a friend on dating app? Like what if they were really interested in your friend and got you instead?
That was weak af