“Let me try.” *whispers in his ear* “Dad, I’m hungry.”
@Shzeah, Mom's friend Jim who sleeps over and wrestles with her some times: "Hi hungry, I'm dad!"
Just have his wife try to get his thumb print on his phone.
Trying to change the channel on Thanksgiving while daddy is watching football...
*Snores so loud the paint is peeling off the walls*
*Picks up remote*
"I'm watchin' that!"
@Funny Pics Janitor, my mom would friggin do this but with Nascar. She'd fall asleep 5 laps in and wake up 3 laps left.
But she's totally a fan!
So I started pretending she missed big wrecks.
Leaves a light on overnight
We got a fancy fridge that alerts your phone if someone leaves the doors open and you can even control the Temps through the app. He now wants the same with the thermostat. Sometimes technology is a curse.
*Smacks him in the head with a baseball bat*
@supahotfiya, now he’s dead