Oh god the wars my friends and I had in class. *has flashbacks*
@MisterSir, I specifically remember the crayon wars. 5th grade, sharpened crayons thrown about the classroom. Those were the days you became a man
@MisterSir, one time a kid in class was shooting one of his friends across the room with them when the teacher wasn't looking. One of them was extremely fast and his friend turned around and yelled "STOP FVCKING SHOOTING ME WITH THOSE THINGS!" And got detention but the friend shooting the hornets got nothing. It was hilarious but I felt bad for him.
@MisterSir, (nom flash back) *single tear* me arm was lost to a ruler and me leg was shot 3times with a wasp and my left ear is deaf because of a spitball (slowly while staring deeply into your eyes waddles off into the sunset only to commit suicide by a red sharpie later that day)
Nowadays kids use real guns
@Kangaroo Jacked, *shots fired*
I liked to put staples in them.
@Devils Avocado, My man! *high fives*
@ViralVirgin, well, if you were being hit with them, you were my friend.
@I Sith You Not, lol underrated comment
@I Sith You Not, #bestcomments
@Devils Avocado, thanks, Satan!
@Devils Avocado, I made them out of paper clips.
@Ze Grammar Nazi, I found that paper clips had less power, due to the loss in weight.
@Devils Avocado, I made up for that by taping three together.
@Ze Grammar Nazi, brilliant.
@Devils Avocado, straight up used me some paperclips...open that puppy up and load it on the band.
I manufactured these at my school. I had the regular stingers, and then I had ones where I'd attach pins, tooth picks, and staples to em to do more damage. I sold those for a higher price. I fueled both sides of any conflict and benefitted greatly. It was the life XD
@Space Hobo, And then you grew up to be an arms dealer, and then, to avoid capture, moved to space and became a hobo.
These got banned from my school after one kid started putting pins inside. Public schoolz.
@CupOfWater, That kid is Devils Avocado
@I Sith You Not, mmmmmmmm Devils avocado
That one kid who swears he's your friend but always got one of these pointed at you
They still make rubber bands. That hasn't changed
A most satisfying snap noise on impact
My friend took one of those rectangular erasers and covered it with thumb tacks. It was an extremely painful lesson that day... don't trust anyone with thumb tacks.
Me and my friends use to go to battle with these
These were the spawn of Satan and I was always annoyed when somebody was shooting them
How will kids today not know this? This was pretty standard when I was in middle school and that was less than for years ago
@Meta, gud, yu?
@I Sith You Not, hye grmmr naxi how u goin
My school had such a big problem with these that they eventually just started suspending kids who rolled up paper like that.
I made a crossbow out of erector set pieces that shot these, and pieces of metal. I even brought it to school because my friends and I were having a war with these things. I wasn't stupid enough to get caught though.
I was the kid who took it too far and made snipers out if paper clips... It was not very popular.
It was all fun and games til I brought out the pen gun. That's when you see true fear.
I'm a kid and I remember it... It was like two years ago...
@Meta, Nah it was about 8 years ago
@Sir Unimpressive, Disregard this
My school never had these....what are they?
What is that white thingy)
@Sir Unimpressive, *?