I dont think I've ever had my own fart cause me to gag. This is some advanced farting.
@Depressed Retail Guy, i have
@Depressed Retail Guy, it’s a way to fake others into thinking someone farted over there and not blaming you
What the fvck did he eat? The devil’s díck?
@Unkle77, the devil wishes
@Unkle77, *looks @good guy satan
That’s colon cancer
That weren’t no ordinary fart,
It was a shart.
Why did he lift his leg like that if he was standing?
@I can spell, I imagine to reduce the cheeks clapping from the fart, remaining silent and deadly.
That’s not a sentence I imagined writing today, yet here we are.
Oh look, it me.
This is one of those a don't need audio and it's funnier every time