You can't handle it
The truth? Ron, the female body is amazing. Did you know that the human vagina can be used as a transport for up to 30 lbs of groceries? And in freezing weather, it can be used as a hand warmer for up to 10 people. And in case of emergency, it has a first aid kit and an inflatable life raft. The vagina can handle the truth. Can you?
@Colin Kaepernick, poor people in the random section
@Colin Kaepernick, I don't follow football so how was your big game yesterday?
@Colin Kaepernick, Congrats on winning yesterday Colin.
@TheDiabeticOne, Carolina will watch us on TV this Sunday. And I had the best TD celebration I've ever done.
@Colin Kaepernick, Are you asking me to handle your penis? Because I'm not into men. Bitches can't handle my penis. Get over it. It's science, compadre.
@Colin Kaepernick, Yes Colin, this is true. So very true.
@Colin Kaepernick, you stay classy San Diego
@Iron Vader, what is this
*don't want to
Yeh ill just use that comment from now on forever alone
Just watched Anchorman 1 yesterday. 10/10
@Senior Citizen, how did you last that long without watching it?
Y’know not many people can grasp the truth.
I named mine ego.That way,when people tell me I have a huge ego,I'm all like:"Bro!Thanks!".
And because the truth hurts
The truth hurts
More like "I named my penis the truth because my wife hasn't had it in years."
As long as you don't name it Waldo