I knew there was something fishy about dogs loving us unconditionally.
And now it’s time for True Facts About The Dog. Dogs lick us because they like the taste of our salty skin and out of habit to show us the never ending amount of love they possess. Licking releases pleasurable endorphins which gives dogs a feeling of comfort and happiness. This has been true facts about the dog
@Bad Boi Jesus, what about when someone licks a dog?
@Jakobian, you might just be a furry then
@Bad Boi Jesus, that is how the dog do.
@Bad Boi Jesus, Quick! Give me more doggo facts
@LaDarkProphet, The doggo views its humans as other doggos who have traded in much of their fur and the ability to clean their genitals for opposable thumbs, and wonder if the ability to more easily open doors is worth what most surely be filthy, filthy genitals.
@ArchonErikr, That a Zee Frank reference? Why can i not like more then once? I demand another! ^-^
The profile pic of a high af Mike Wazowski really does this tweet a favour.
@Piano the fox, I like the pic even more than the tweet.
@Piano the fox, mans is so high he sprouted a second eye
@Piano the fox, that’s not Mike Wazowski. Two eyes means it’s Bike Wazowski.
Because the just licked their balls!
Doggo has bad intent????
Me too, honestly.