Can. Can he shoot me some time soon?
Man, his aim has sucked recently
@DMs Phantom, no... you’re just not a target.
@Just Kraze, gonna need a senzu for that one
@Just Kraze, Maximum oof
@eleven, SENZU BEAN!!!! *plink*
@DMs Phantom, maybe you haven't ran into the one yet. GO OUTSIDE
Her: “Oh, hi. Wow. ...I have a bf.”
@Cave Dweller, doesn’t matter, got laid
@seeUpee, Laid out! *Blam!*
@seeUpee, that was quick...
“...ji22ed in my pants.”
"Hi, yeah, a man just walked in here with a bulletproof vest and a military cap and a case that looks specifically designed to hold a high-power rifle. I'm not saying he's up to something but would y'all mind just checking it out?"
@SimonPetrikov, "Can't, going out with the person I just met. But i'm sure it's fine"
You been hit by, you been struck by
@megamanx181x, Cupid 2.0
Rookie mistake. A real marksman wouldn't let his barrel hang out the window like that.
@MeatStick, I'm glad someone pointed this out. Who knew Cupid was such an amateur?
@MeatStick, I was going to say the same.
I see cupid has upgraded with the times
High muzzle velocity Cupid.
Does anyone know how to get in touch with that nice guy with the rifle? I have a bunch of assignments for him...
They had us in the first half, I ain’t gonna lie