I’d Imagine myself paying for that dinosauroid butthole
Damn asteroids. Stopping me from licking my own eyeballs
@Gallchobhair, wait, you humans can't lick your own eyeballs. *furiously scribbles in notepad*
@Hesediel, it is just one of the many qualities us humans are envious of. Another of my top ones is the ability to close my ears, so many people won’t shut up
This is LEGITIMATELY almost the plot to the Mario Brothers movie.
There was a Star Trek: Voyager episode about this...
They would NOT have looked like that. That model has been rightfully criticized for being too human-centric. The human body plan does not equal intelligence, its just the way we happened to evolve.
I disagree. Dinosaurs evolved into birds and they've had all this time to figure things out and their dumb as f
Evolution is one of the dumbest theories. Makes no scientific sense. (Examining the triggered ignorant idiots, the education system of our country reveals how poorly we prepare our young. Evolution is not a “fact”. It’s still held by the scientific academy to be a theory. Self righteous is terrible in itself. Ignorant AND self righteous is pathetic.
@jaski, Judging from your comment seems like you don't know much about science at all. You can physically see evidence of evolution even in humans your views are just clouded by your religion i guess. There's a reason that every credible scientist in the world accepts evolution as fact. The overwhelming amount of evidence makes it a proven fact.
@jaski, Since you're clearly a credible scientist with a PhD im sure we'd all love to hear your thesis as to why evolution isn't true. Maybe you can win the nobel prize with the years of research you've obviously done on the subject.
@jaski, it’s so retarded that even legit atheist mathematicians are like yea it didn’t happen
@jaski, can you explain how it makes no sense to us? The clearly uneducated peers you share the app with?
@Rudolph Schmidt , actually I do
@CellSword, if you can find evidence of one transitional creature (aka missing link) and explain why monkeys still linger around you will have your case. By the way, I cannot believe high school educated (I hope) still believe that evolution “is a fact”. It’s a theory. Ignorant Americans.
@Rudolph Schmidt , “overwhelming amount of evidence”? Really? Lol. 😂
@jaski, Dude you're seriously embarrassing yourself at this point. Its just plain sad. You clearly haven't even learned what evolution is because what you just said has never been said by any scientist ever. No one is saying that humans were monkeys. Are you really that dumb? Evolution states that humans and other primates at one point shared a distant relative. Humans are primates. Are you denying that? We can see these types of relationships in animals across the entire world.
@Rudolph Schmidt , look up Law of thermodynamics #2 and apply it to creation and complex creatures. Examine the dna and tell me that evolution designed a helix structure that holds as much data as an iPhone “by chance”. Look at your reproductive system and the complexity of making a baby (which you probably won’t have the joy of doing lol) and tell me that evolution designed a complex science to create and nurture an egg and a sperm to embry fetus and child. Read folks. Stop looking at memes if you’re that uneducated and THINK! YouTube videos don’t make you more educated by the way. Read. Get a degree. Study and write. I do have a doctorate.
@jaski, Yeah evolution is a theory. If you knew anything about science you would know that a theory is the highest level of proof in the scientific community. Know what else is a "theory"??? Gravity. Gravity is a theory. Are you saying that's not real either? A scientific theory is different from regular theory, dude. I feel bad for you. Youre so scientifically illiterate that it hurts. That's actually your reasoning? I have a bachelors in applied physics and I'm going to be pursuing a PhD. Where's your scientific credibility at? The internet research you've done? Yeah thats what I thought.
@jaski, Youre basically saying: "Wahhhh my mommy and daddy told me God is good and created everything and thwt evolution is a sham" Look up the definition of cognitive dissonance, buddy. Bringing up thermodynamics just solidified how dumb you are. Just throwing out terms without knowing what they actually mean. Ever take a course on it? Didnt think so.. Your religious views are challenged by facts. Instead of actually doing critical thinking and research you choose to believe writings from the bronze age when people were shïtting in the streets. U don't have a doctorate. If you have one its not in any scientific field so stop lying. You don't know what a theory is and you don't even know what evolution is. You've proven that to us all. Youre insulting the people who work in the scientific field. So why don't you just stop embarrassing yourself and go back to denying facts so you can feel special.
@Rudolph Schmidt , you do not know what you’re talking about do you? That’s what happens when science gets confusing. I understand. “Gravity is a theory”? Maybe you should keep watching videos.
@Rudolph Schmidt , I was going to let you go but your arrogance not only embarrassed you but it’s also fun to provoke. Have you witnessed gravity? Of course. It keeps your moms lunch for you in the basement on the table. Have you observed evolution? Of course not because you’re only 26 years old and unemployed. You need observation to CONFIRM theories in science. Rest are categorized as theories. Where did you go to high school? Sad.
@jaski, Thats right you have no real point bc youre a fraud who knows nothing about science. Yeah youre the one who proved theyre a dumbašs who doesn't know what evolution or a theory is. You mad that I made you look dumb? Youre the one reading conspiracies it looks like. Everything I've said i learned from working my ass off to get a physics degree. You read some articles and feel smart when you don't understand the data. Once again. Quit embarrassing yourself, dude. And quit telling people to get a degree when you don't have one in any scientific field yourself. Lmaooo
@Rudolph Schmidt , by the way, why are you bringing up God? This is a scientific discussion. Another embarrassment by someone whose passion is misplaced.
@jaski, No I haven't witnessed gravity. Neither have you. The only gravity I witnessed was in 2016 when LIGO detected gravity waves for the first time which was theorized by Einstein 100 years ago. You don't even know what gravity is or general relativity yet you're a scientist. Interesting. Almost like youre a complete fraud.
@jaski, Why did you just like all your comments? Sad.
@Rudolph Schmidt , “LIGO detected gravity…” that’s sad you pull up Wikipedia. The point you missed and deflect is science is observable and hypothesis because confirmed. “Theories” are unconfirmed hypotheses. What are you babbling about? That’s sad. I didn’t upvote. Keep deflecting.
@jaski, Once again a theory is the highest level of proof in science. Science never claims anything to be 100% bc there's always room for improvement. Yeah gravity is a theory even though we've detected gravity waves. Oh but I don't need to explain that to you since you have a "doctorate" in some unnamed scientific field. This is so sad.
@Rudolph Schmidt , you didn’t answer the question. Why did you bring up God? What issues do you have bringing religion into this. Small person.
@jaski, Haha someone brings up something you've never heard of so I must've looked it up. Nah I had the extreme pleasure of examining the data detected by LIGO. Once again I have scientific credibility. Where's your credibility? Your "doctorate"?? Hmm almost like you're getting all your info online?
@Rudolph Schmidt , so gravity is a FACT. Fact is proven through observation and testing of hypotheses. Again, it’s observed and proven. How would you put gravity along with Evolution as theories?! Whee the hell are you getting you information?
@jaski, HAHA you took away the likes on all your comments. Where's your dignity?
@jaski, Why don't you look up what general relativity is pal bc im not gonna type out an explanation. Go ahead and look up if gravity is a theory since the internet is where all your info comes from anyway.
@jaski, I'm getting my info from my 4 year applied physics degree. Where are you getting yours? Seriously tell us where are you getting your info? Obviously not uni.
@jaski, Youre literally sitting here arguing about the scientific definition of a term when you could look it up yourself and see im objectively right. Youre trying to change the definition. This is so sad dude. Are you mad bc people disliked your comments? Is that why you liked all yours? Okay I'm starting to feel great sympathy for you. Pity the ignorant.
@Rudolph Schmidt , you’re arguing point that is scientifically erroneous and bring up religion. I see. You’re right. I pity all who can’t argue science
@jaski, Haha its clear you've got nothing left except pure denial. I shot down all your "points" and showed you that you were wrong about evolution. You actually thought that evolution said humans were once monkeys yet im the dumb one? You still never said what your "doctorate" is in. What is it? I brought up god bc people that deny science tend to be clouded by religious views. I think youre mad that I called you out huh? You haven't made any points grounded in science just pure passion. Sad. Go like your comments again.
@jaski, So in conclusion. You misunderstood what evolution is yet claim to know more about it than anyone. You lied about having a doctorate and scientific credibility. You liked all your comments. You removed the likes when I called you out. You didn't know the definition of a scientific theory and then tried to make up your own definition when you could've just looked it up. You don't know what gravity is. When presented with evidence that disproves your way of thinking and ideals you choose to ignore it rather than addressing it. Did I mention the fake degree? Thats insulting to those who worked for theirs. Don't start something you can't finish and stop being so gullible.
@Rudolph Schmidt , from the one who claims gravity is a theory and brings up God? You’re one of those religious nuts who deny science.
@Rudolph Schmidt , keep bringing up God idiot.
@Rudolph Schmidt , you STILL didn’t explain “overwhelming evidence” nor “proven fact” of evolution. I’m waiting and eating 🍿
@jaski, I am not a believer in God. Im assuming the person denying evolution is the religious nut here. Dont know how to read? Why are you still embarrassing yourself dude? Gravity is a theory. Did you look it up like I asked? Did you look up general relativity? I want you to learn something here buddy. Are you mad because you thought that evolution meant we were once monkeys? You don't even know what evolution is. Genuinely you don't know what it is ive informed you that your idea of what it is is objectively wrong. You need to do the research youre talking about. You claimed to know so much about it yet you don't know what it is so how can you claim to deny it? Youre the one that needs to bring evidence. So far your evidence is "uhhh why are monkeys still around" which i proved to you isn't what evolution is youre ignorant. Then you brought up thermodynamics which doesn't apply at all. You don't know what that is either.
@jaski, What is your "doctorate" in? I've called you out on it being obviously fake many times and you haven't responded so that just proves you were lying. You don't know the definition of a scientific theory. You have no credibility here. You were crying about people needing a degree and not doing their research online. Where are you getting your research? Where is this info coming from? Its obviously the internet. Lmaooo dumbašs. You are just mad at this point after I called out your ignorance. Why are you still replying?
@jaski, Funny. Started liking your comments again.
@jaski, dude are you seriously upvoting yourself to make you feel better?
@Rudolph Schmidt , great arguments, really well put. This guy is a straight up retard. Thank you for fighting ignorance and disinformation. I used to think you could just ignore idiots until this year. But you have to fight for truth constantly it turns out.
@jaski, you're either a troll or a straight up mouth breather. Im throwing money at both though.
@jaski, btw i had the "how can evolution be real if there are still monkeys" thought back when I was fvcking 5, but then I actually learned how to tie my shoes and read.
@CellSword, Yeah lmaoo I think its funny how this dude was telling people to stop getting their info online and get a degree when he lied about his own "doctorate" and obviously is getting all his info from the internet himself. This is a great example of cognitive dissonance. The sad part is in his mind he thinks he's smart and special for his misunderstanding of science.
@Rudolph Schmidt , finding significance in funny pics. Lol.
@Rudolph Schmidt , no empirical evidence presented on evolution by one person. It’s a fact? Geesh.
@CellSword, little boy, this is for people over 12
@jaski, Lmaoo. Comment made one minute ago and it has 1 like. Interesting. Whats your doctorate in? Why you dodging the question?
@Rudolph Schmidt , you deflected every question on evolution. Stop stalling. Stop tossing red herrings and answer what evidence you have to support “fact” and “overwhelming evidence” (I still laugh at this stupid ignorance comment by you)?
@Rudolph Schmidt , Rudolph Schmidt name sounds about right for you.
@jaski, Dude we have already established that you don't know what evolution is how can you argue against something when you don't even know what it is. once again tell us where you're getting your information from. You said not to get info off the internet so where are you getting it from? Keep on dodging the tough questions. You already lost and embarrassed yourself so give up. You have no credibility.
@jaski, I'm not the one that needs to put forth evidence. Dont you know what the evolution theory is? You claim to know so much about it yet you need me to explain it? I already showed you that you have misunderstood what it is. Why not do your own research? If you look online you can find everything you need to know I'm not gonna sit here and explain evolution to you after you claimed to know what it is. You haven't brought up anything to deny it.
@jaski, its so funny that you lied about having that "doctorate" you mad that you got called out?
Sounds like good money to me
There's a tribe in a remote island off India (the Sentinelese) that have had no contact with others and still haven't discovered how to make fire. They are living in the stone age. Would they ever come out of it? Is our civilisation built on a few breakthroughs whether by luck or a rare genius mutation?
*Velociraptor gets people to pay to see pics*
This is literally an episode of Star Trek: TNG.
Dino DNA floated off to another planet. An intelligent species evolved but they are all essentially Christians and don't believe they started on Earth even when evidence is presented to them.
Forgive me, it's been so long since I've watched it, but I believe that is how the story goes.
So, Super Mario Bros. The Movie...?
@Brian Cohen, what? What are you talking about.
That. Movie. Never. Happened.
If you keep saying otherwise, they'll come for you.
WE COULD HAVE HAD LIZARD GFs??
@SimonPetrikov, Goddammit I want my own lusty argonian maid
life imitates skyrim
So that’s where the lizard people come from
There’s a FAP for that.
I wonder if we have the capabilities yet to theoretically make another species as intelligent as we are.