I swear god was drunk when he made us
@Nurse Joy, all we do is destroy shjt and multiply
@Nurse Joy, "What if I put their fun bits next to their dirty bits? Lol!!"
@Nurse Joy, no, I think he just had very high hopes for us. Maybe not fully expecting how we would use our free will
@Rowsdower, More like knowing exactly how we would and loving us into existence anyway
Sounds like Chuck from SPN
@JangoFett, "Why do they keep making more seasons..."
@JangoFett, probably why he wants to end it.
"In the beginning the universe was created. This made alot of people angry and was widely regarded as a mistake."
Sounds like it was all a mistake...
@megamanx181x, and we're supposed to be made in His image
@ TouchMyCatEars, so is god a mistake?!? *has crisis*
Why God is ✌️good✌️in 3 steps:
Step 1: create a super flawed being
Step 2: give that being free will, with the foreknowledge of all the fücked up things they’ll do with that freedom
Step 3: punish them forever for it.
@I Are Lebo, thats why i believe that Satan is the true god and God is the true usurper. History is written by the victor and Satan just wants folk to enjoy themselves. God supposedly gave us sex and then punishes us for having it. God is jealous, vengeful, all the things we attribure to a bad relationship, Satan loves us regardless. I think Satan was cast out of heaven by a revolting God and not the other way around. God is a dick, Satan is just kind of a chill dude
@cruss4612, nah, man. It’s all just wishful thinking. We’re a bunch of apes that are collectively awesome at adapting to changing environments. We got too smart for our own good and starting asking why, and because we couldn’t figure it out we made up some fantasy to make ourselves feel better.
@I Are Lebo, step 3... provide a way of redemption inspite the fact none of us deserve it...
It's all about proper perspective
@cruss4612, god doesnt punish us for having sex. He punishes us for having sex outside of marriage.
Get married, have sex 10 times a day...
Look at it another way, do parents give kids toys? Do parents demand kids do chores and homework first before playing with said toys? Do parents limit how many hours a day kids can play with those toys? Do you think parents are bad for having rules?