I get performance anxiety when I have to eat with chopsticks period.
@deveranmar, I feel like I deserve disability pay every time I attempt to eat with chopsticks
@deveranmar, I get performance anxiety when I have to eat in front of people period. Like did I open my mouth a bit when chewing, am I eating “too fast”, am I cutting it up into the socially acceptable small bite sizes so I don’t look like a fatty shoving food in my mouth, did I spill anything between the plate and my mouth?
@nemestrinus , eat like it's a race to flavortown. Beat everyone. Look smug.
@nemestrinus , you forgot one, "am I chewing loudly?"
@deveranmar, I’m fine with chopsticks, but my wife has to use those kids ones which are joined together at the top - which is ironic, as I’m white and she’s Asian.
Dont feel bad my family eats sushi with their hands, im the only one who uses chopsticks
It’s cool dude , they most likely can’t see you anyways ... with their little eyes and all
I’m more scared of this guys profile pic.
T pose on them and eat with a fork and spoon