When my niece was either 4 or 5 she told me Michael was mad at me for not talking to him for so long. Michael was my imaginary friend when I was little.
@rabid aviator, *shudders*
@rabid aviator, that may be the creepiest thing I have ever heard
@rabid aviator, that's a whole lotta nope
@rabid aviator, ahahahahaha that's okay, I didn't feel like sleeping anyways
@d0nut, it still creeps me out to this day she is 10 now and has forgot that she had ever said that but, it still brothers me. I sometimes think what if he wasn't just in my head
@rabid aviator, so.... When should we expect your funeral?
@rabid aviator, maybe he's like Gary... you know, Gary, from the place that one time in Timmy's mind, ahhh good times.
@Der Kommissar, soon
@rabid aviator, you should try and apologize? I mean, if he's real, he knows, if not, you're talking to an empty room :D
@Vague, that's actually a good idea
@rabid aviator, all aboard the nope train to fvckthatville
@rabid aviator, well to make it less scary since its night shift, ur story reminds me of that movie with phoebe cates called "Drop Dead Fred" :)
@rabid aviator, hehe, thats a cool prank your brother or sister pulled on you
@Lechuganator, my niece wasn't born by the time I stopped talking to him
@rabid aviator, OH MY GOD *runs away screaming while throwing shoes at people to make sure they're real*
@rabid aviator, Still alive?
Call me a pessimist but I believe this was made by one childless author, and these are all made up.
@revoD neB, people tend to not believe in supernatural weirdness if it hasn't happened to them. When I was little, I saw a man in an overcoat in my room. I got scared and told my mom. She said she's seen the same man but only when she was little too. Turns out it was my great grandfather. Point is, creepy stuff happens, especially when you're a kid.
@Fuzzles, weird, I used to see a man in a large overcoat too, but with a lantern.
@sudden plot twist, oh god I hope so.
#7 okay... Let me get my shovel...
@Micrathena, heck yeah! Might be proof of physic abilities then BAM your own TV show. My psychic kid.
@Dragondoot, *MTV comes in and forces a show on you*
@Micrathena, dungeon crawl!
Well I'm not sleeping tonight
@Football, thank you for not being the only one
@Football, you are welcome :)
#5 you can get your hands on my
I am so twisted I couldnt stop laughing after the second one
@mrmcmo, you know who that man on the ceiling is, it's Lionel Ritchie
@kid muscle, and don't forget the Wolfington Brothers
It's OK. I didn't want to sleep anyway.
Welcome to the Night Shift everyone.
Ya'll motherf*ckers need Jesus
Reason 571 I will never have kids.
@Thanos, let's hear the first 570 *pulls up a La-Z-boy chair and props my legs up*
@18bluecat, I am literally sitting in a La-Z-boy right now. That must mean its story time
@18bluecat, #1 they purposely hurt you. My sister in law never keeps an eye on her kid(17 months old) , so as I was washing dishes and putting them in the dishwasher, he comes and takes a butter knife so I quickly take it away from him and smack his hand. He makes a face like he's about to cry, but all of a sudden he smiles and grabs all the cutlery and as I lean in to take it away he drops it on the floor and bites me in my thigh, through jeans as hard as he can. I was so shocked that it hurt so much, I'm not gonna lie, I cried. I can't even remember the last time I cried from that kind of pain. When I pulled him away he had the most devilish grin.
Once when i was 4ish I was staring at a painting and my mom asked me what I was staring at and I answered "I'm looking at the painting my grandma made for me." My grandma died when mom was 19. My parents met in their 30s. O.o
My son is 2 and one night he was in bed and all night he talked to "Uncle David". Uncle David died 10 years ago and we have never talked about him in front of him
Yea....so I read this while in the outhouse in the dark next to the woods....
@SheWhoRidesHorses, Well, there is only one thing to do then...drown yourself in the toilet
I dnt need no kids or sleep everr
It reminds me of the original Amityville movie. To this day, nothing creeps me out half as much as the pig with the glowing red eyes staring out the window at the end.
Is your daughter also named sally?
Fun fact: (don't tell me it's just BS cause I'm actually pretty spiritual okay?) children from the age of when they are born to around 7 or 8 still have they're "6th sense". They tend to see things and have strange imaginary friends sometimes. It's because they really do see it....and if you want to keep your 6th sense you have to practice it so that you don't grow out of it. (I've said some creepy things like that too)
Okay yea I really didn't need sleep that much... This freaked me out for some reason
When I was about 2 I finished playing majora's mask (I was a smart kid) I woke my parents up one night and told them "The statue won't leave me alone, he's been staring and talking to me all night" when they went into my room they couldn't find anything now I'm 13 and I can't get rid of that memory now that I know that "The Statue" is really Ben
All aboard the Nope Train to Fvckthatville?
@AxylAndFreya, choo choo motherf•cker
@AxylAndFreya, btw check the new-go to sleep pic comments
My sister once came and told in the lowest, seriousest tone ive ever had and said, "Die, sissy, Die." Then walked away...
You called, number 5? Wait that makes me a pedophile o_o
Number 13: Where do babies come from?
I don't spend much time on that creepy pasta site but some of the creepier ones involve kids
There were 666 likes until I ruined it...
When I was little I would apparently talk to a grey lady who was in the mirror, she said she would take me away to be with her as her daddy had taken her baby away. Told my mum and she covered the mirror until we moved!
Thats okay stuckpixel, I wasn't going to sleep tonight anyway!!
That's okay, I didn't need to sleep anyway, StuckPixel...
Well i guess i can say goodbye to sleep tonight...
Yep, never having kids.
At first I thought this was all by one kid!
3 April 2014 #3April2014
Are they Scary Mikes kids?
@Stacys daughter , ppfft posers
Number 11 made my life.
This sounds a lot like the Sixth Sense
When I was a kid I used to tell my mom "I like you better than my other mommy" and she would ask "what happened to your other mommy?" And I would simply reply "she was killed by bad guys". :)
Why are they mostly girls...
@LancesLeftNut, girls are crazy.
That kid in number 5 is probably gonna direct the starting of a porn flick.
*Halloween theme plays*
There's this poor special Ed girl at school who calls me the baker and demands cakes... I swear her mother must have posted this pic....