Good. Lower her expectations so she thinks 4 inches and 4 minutes is good. Excellent.
@Vegetable Soup, 4 minutes!!! Way to make the rest of us look terrible.
@The Squeegee Bandit, really? No comment about the size of the penis? Stop lying to yourself and everyone you love that it's any bigger than 4 inches
@Vegetable Soup, It's 6" if I measure from the balls, 8 from the a$$hole.
@The Squeegee Bandit, 10 if you measure the length of your nose instead
@Vegetable Soup, not sure why you think I'm Jewish.
@The Squeegee Bandit, I think you're a Jewish liar
@Vegetable Soup, If that's the case then your sadly mistaken, there is not a drop of Jew blood in me. I keep all of my Jew blood in a jar on my desk.
@The Squeegee Bandit, every time you lie, a kid in Africa dies of starvation
@Vegetable Soup, Good
@The Squeegee Bandit, *gasps in Spanish*
@Vegetable Soup, If it helps I'm racist to.
"Are you prepared to get rocked by the best 600 nanometers of your life?"
@Good Guy Satan, “Are you ready for my nanorod baby?”
@airguitarpro, 4 seconds later "GET TO THE CHOPPER, AGH"
Hey baby, you ready to make the worst mistake of your life and ruin the next 1-2 years of my life.
@Good Guy Satan, I'm reddy.... Well, red-orangey actually....cuz 600nm light produces red-orange color...no one?
*NSP’s Three Minutes of Ecstasy starts playing*
Just so everyone knows, this is how you actually pick up chicks. Make them laugh and you're in there like swimwear
You know if you meditate and Jelq you can fix both of those problems