This is how I do chemistry
Prepare yourself for a flood of elemental comments.
@therutabagaclub, I would like to apologize for the following jokes. I'll add them periodically
@therutabagaclub,did you know you freeze yourself to -200 degrees Celsius and still be 0K
@therutabagaclub, helium walks into the bar and the bartender says we dont serve noble gases here. Helium doesn't react.
@therutabagaclub, old chemists never die, they just stop reacting
@therutabagaclub, what did the scientists say when he found two helium atoms? HeHe
@therutabagaclub, I'd make more but all the jokes argon
@Moistpanties, Please stop I can't breathe.
@therutabagaclub, do I have any jokes about sodium? Na
@therutabagaclub, Chemistry puns? I'm in my element
@therutabagaclub, these chemistry puns are starting to Bohr me
@therutabagaclub, I sank, but He floated
@Moistpanties, STOP PLEASE
@therutabagaclub, I should probably take all these jokes and barium
@therutabagaclub, I give your comment a ten; on the Ph scale because it's basic as shot
@therutabagaclub, im gonna keep an ion this comment chain
@Moistpanties, 2 scientist walk into a bar. The first one asks for some H2O. The second one asks for some H2O 2. Only one scientist leaves the bar
@Moistpanties, Is it not -273 degrees celsius? I though kelvin and Celsius were off by a factor of 273? I do not mean to be an as$hole in anyway. Plus this post is 4 months old so there is very little chance you will read this anyway.....might as well sing a song or something....set up camp...pitch a tent....hell i'll just have a party or something while i'm waiting.
When you're about to start cooking meth, but your chemistry teacher leaves because his brother in law is in the hospital.
Thorium, fluorine, uranium, carbon, potassium, bromine, oxygen
Thorium, flourine, uranium, carbon, potassium, bromine, oxygen
Yeah I totally know what that feels like I have a life I'm not a nerd *sobs*
It's funny because of the F word.
Out of all the classes I am taking this semester at college, chemistry is the worst. In all my other classes, if you work hard and actually try you'll do well. Chemistry is just like "fvck you"
@Merlin, yup. I'd rather be back in Calculus 3 & Physics. General Chemistry I in college is super easy, any Chem class after that is crazy tough