And that is NOT my job! - that one episode of drake and hoola
@Steins Gato, josh*
@Steins Gato, What happened there buddy?
Ass whooping coming up X2
These wouldn't be my kids for long either if they did this
"Kids, you're adopted."
".....you're not my real dad?"
"No, I am. But your new foster dad is on his way to pick you little snots up and take you far away from me."
"It was the cat"
When I see kids do stuff like this. I can hear the old guy on the Simpsons say "that's a paddln' "
Is that paint?
Wow his brother just took it
Reasons not to have kids.
@Soullessginger9, mine don't do that. Worst I've had is some marker on the door.
Beware the quiet
But i heard that tv IS yours
I'll get the abortion kit...
Still pretty funny if it is yours though.
@TheRatMan, bought a new TV for my girlfriend to put in our bedroom, her 5 year old son got into her scented oils while I was at work and spilled them all over the entertainment center, and when she tried to clean it, the TV I just spent 300 dollars on went flying off and broke because it was so slippery. She didn't think it was funny, and I sure as as hell didn't considering it was about 2 weeks old and the warranty didn't cover it. Brand new flat screen right to the garbage.
This is quite the gem of a repost