No one's wife has ever said this since smart phones became a thing. Literally everyone takes their phone in the bathroom.
@Hoopscallion, no input, no output
@Hoopscallion, my wife has OCD and germophobia, so she doesn’t and it’s even worse because she doesn’t want me touching my phone afterwards because it has poopy germs.
@ManWithHair, have you explained that there are poopy bacteria literally everywhere? That should help.
@Hoopscallion, I never take my phone to the bathroom unless I’m in a public place and there’s no one around who I can trust with my phone. I like to pretend my phone stays germ-free this way. I know that’s probably not true, but what else can I do, wash it?
@Kyroll, yeah sure. Is it not water resistant? Just give it a rinse and dry it off
@Hoopscallion, ooooh, look at me, the millionaire with the water-resistant phone
@big freedom, define "help"
I mean, in the long run, yes, probably. But in the meantime, I predict a psychotic episode.
@Hoopscallion, my mother says that to my dad, and I'm the only sibling that does it
@Kyroll, I just use hand sanitizer
This is the way
Shout out to all the syncro-poopers reading this on the can!