Seems like something fun to do at parties.
@The Flame War, you have a fitting name for this...
@RMB, You bet. Though I do prefer the hatred generated in internet discussions.
@The Flame War, I feel obligated to say, no dont it's a REALLY bad idea, and will probably kill your friends. But really horrifically, btw just thinking about that brings back bad memories so time for gin!
When i try to make cereal
@Dephenistrator, seriously? This is what happens? The wife must not like you in the kitchen at all
@seeUpee, that's cause the kitchen is her only domain
@seeUpee, you should how mad she gets when i warm up the same pizza to different results every time.
@Dephenistrator, you just made me giggle... no way! You are a smart guy. But I just pictured this guy waiting on his pizza that is literary smoking in the microwave and the wife walking in like WTF?!?!?
@seeUpee, XD to be fair i oven cook totinos and reb baron pizzas instead of microwave. I have ADD, so i can't keep my mind still enough to cook. I set a timer and walk away and come back and pull the food out that i have to eat or this stupid hunger thing is gonna aggravate me too much to get back to my current project. I am unusually patient with most things, but food and sleep and a couple small things feel like they just freeze everything in the day
@Dephenistrator, wow man... how you manage before the wife came along? When it comes to food patience is key. I looooooove to cook and I’m pretty good at it. My Italian grandmother was a great teacher
@seeUpee, cooking is a great skill because everyone appreciates it. I love software projects and focus on those mostly. And most people translate that thinking i love to fix printers. (Damn printers to hell) yeah if i ever met ya i would have to request lasagna. I'm like Garfield, they are great.
@Dephenistrator, oh man! I can make lasagna from scratch! none of that store bought pasta... my specialty are Milanesas and can do an eggplant a la napolitana that everyone loves. Is hard to find Americans with cultured taste buds. No offense to y’all.
@seeUpee, i don't know what Milanesas is but if it isn't spicy I'll try it. That's cool you can make lasagna from scratch! The only thing i got going is scrambled eggs
When your girl already mad and you send her back "k"
@Oh so cherry, and shut your phone off
@seeUpee, some people just want to watch the world burn
@seeUpee, What a great way to get your stuff burned.
@The Flame War,
lesson one: never keep any of your stuff at her place
@seeUpee, lesson two?
@The Flame War, don’t turn on that phone till the next day... she come crawling and forget why she was mad at you about... plus you get head
WHY WOULD THIS BE A THING THAT YOU DO?
@SimonPetrikov, no no no Mr. The Ice King, fire is a good thing *starts fiddling to the screams of the innocent*
So this is what Waldo has been up to.
This is what happens when you try to put out an oil fire with water, best thing to so would be put a lid on it to take away the air suply and turn down the heat
@dewidoom, A wet towel instead of a lid also works, and so does a sh!t ton of flour.
Oh mom isn’t going to believe this was an accident
When you try to flambe for the first time with way too much vodka and too hot of a pan...