Man, this is the third hurricane this month! Thanks, Obama...
@A Deformed Penis, man that job would be so easy for me. I hate every politician. From the town clerk to the president.
Fun fact, to tell if a politician is lying, just check to see if they are breathing.
@Sr5turbo, my citys treasurer. I got a property tax bill from a car that was stolen and totalled, and another one for a vehicle I never owned. I spoke to him on both occasions, and he was a total dickhead both times verbally threatening to take me to court, and both times I said go ahead, I'll call the mayor (former mayor now, who I grew up with his daughter, and neices and nephews) and I'll ask him to go take a peek into your office. Both times got a letter of apology and paid nothing
@Not him again, angry, little, power hungry, despots who gain a tiny bit of power. I fûcking despise bureaucrats who act like that.
“YOU. WORK. FOR. THE. PUBLIC. YOU. COMPLETE. ÀSSHAT.” - me being dragged out of the townhall meeting
Oh crap, here comes Teddy Roosevelt. Is this that big stick he was talking about?
Thank God it was circled
@Niam Leeson, what would we do without you, o circle that guides thy jokes
Petition to rename the hurricanes gang banging Florida Hurricane Donald and Hurricane Joe.
Can’t wait for Hurricane Scotty from Marketting
I though it was a Meteorologist who had a bunch off ex-ses he dislikes, and named a bunch hurricane such as hurricane katrina, huricane sandy, hurricane sally, i might be wrong.